Story points. Story points are, and I want you to really sit with this, a unit of measurement that the team invented, that the team agreed to, and that the team — within roughly two sprints — is using to lie to itself. A five is whatever you say it is. A thirteen is a cry for help. And a twenty-one is a ticket that should have been three tickets, but Marcus 'didn't want to over-engineer it,' Marcus.
Scope Creep.
Project management jokes, explained at length, with the kind of mounting incredulity normally reserved for municipal sewer scandals.
30 bits in tonight's monologue